LoCaTour Cabernet Souvignon

First off, this wine is from the great state of California. I bought this shit at Publix and they had a deal, buy one get one. They normally go for like $15 or some fuck shit like that, so I took full advantage of that cock shit. I had a steak with this wine, it went very well with it. It has a bold flavor with hints of darker fruits, and some light spice that doesn't fuck up your fucking throat. It is very yummy in my mother fucking tummy. I highly recommend it. So try it today, or I will come to your house and pet your cats. I gotta go piss, enjoy your day.

Pairs well with:
Steak
Burgers
Ribs

Price Level:
$$$














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Runik - Red Wine Blend

I found this gem at Aldi. I gotta say, it is not that fucking bad. Upon first sip, I could taste vanilla, berries, and what seemed like caramel. Who the fuck knows. Either way it is really tasty and is very smooth. Almost too smooth. It comes from California, and comes off really fruity, but is still decent enough to not give you a fucking headache the next day. I think most people would like this bottle, if you don't, then you are a real shit head. Bottoms up!

Pairs well with:
Beef
Veal
Lamb
Chicken

Price level:
$$


 


Red Diamond - Malbec

This wine is pretty decent. I took one big sip and I could taste vanilla, berries and pretty much the same fucking shit you taste in most red wines. It is very smooth, no harsh aftertaste. The price is fair, and you can find it at most liquor and grocery stores. I bought one bottle. I drank it without any food. I was buzzed enough to where I went to the kitchen, tripped over the fucking cat and busted my
fucking skull. Anyway, this wine is very nice. You could take it to one of your fancy dinner parties and everyone would cream their shorts over how good the wine is. So buy it now!


Pairs well with:
Red Pasta
Steaks
BBQ
Beef Ribs

Price level:
$$$



The Little Penguin - Shiraz

This is an South Eastern Australian, wine. How do I know?, because it says right on the fucking bottle. I love a decent Shiraz, and this brand pleased me. When I sipped it, I tasted berries, cherries, and a tad bit of pepper for some reason. It is very tasty wine. It finishes with a slight sweetness.
I had this wine with steak and vegetables, it paired perfectly well. You can find this fucker at any liquor store, and most grocery stores that carry a decent selection of wine. Try it today!

Pairs well with:
Pasta
Steak
BBQ Meats
Mexican food

Price level:
$$




Carnivor - Cabernet Sauvignon

This California wine is pretty fucking amazing. When sipping, I can taste blackberry. It goes down really smooth, and has no odd after taste like some wines do. You know the type, the type of shit that you take a sip, then make a fucking funny face at the end. It is a pretty dark wine. It smells a bit earthy, but who the fuck cares. To me it is good. It has 13.8% percent alcohol, so don't drink it too fast, or you might end up passed out in the bathroom, choking on your own puke, ya fuck!

Pairs well with:
Pork chops
Steak
Red pasta
Burgers

Price level:
$$$